Friending: As a general rule, I don't friend back blank journals. I cull journals that haven't been updated in a year or more. If all you post are quizzes or non-original pictures or videos, I will not friend back. Message me for fic that was once open and is now locked--I will give you my fic journal name.
Random quotes: "I have a tiny bottle of scotch in my purse. I'm not cracking into it right now, of course. You never know when you will need one, especially during a busy weekend." - pandoraplexus
"Every day is crazy day on the internet!" celiarosalind
"The only thing I like wet and cold is my vodka as I clink it around in a glass next to my pool." alwaysontherun
"I have a date with some rubber cement." pandoraplexus
On John Mayer: "I can't see him as gay....Which is weird...cause I can see most people as gay. Maybe I'm just not trying hard enough." - stillabet
"If we're fighting crime, though...I'm going to go find some leather." - alwaysontherun
"This fandom is like candy to badfic writers." - tamalinn about the Queer as Folk fandom.
"I don't keep you all around for dating advice, but for witty, sarcastic, almost always crass comments that pretty much make blogging worthwhile." - rosered621
"It makes ass-babies cry. If the ass-babies are crying, you know it's bad." - citizenjess on MPreg.
"Avoid situations where the obvious rhyme-word is 'maidenhead'."- Jim MacDonald
"...we probably say 'seriously' enough to kill a small population of yaks."; - pookerdoos
[Prince]: "He makes purple velvet look like the naked skin of a sun god." - pumpkinkingx
"Ben Affleck? I don't keep track of his girlfriends anymore. I liked his first one best. Matt Damon." - Someone alwaysontherun heard on TV.